Wait till you hear this one. Two little girls in second grade came over to my room after recess to tell me that a
boy in my room told them to shut up several times at lunch time. I then went on to ask the little lovely what happened at lunch and he went on to tell me that they were telling him that he had "big hairy eyeballs". Since he did't like that he told them to shut up (I don't blame him, but wouldn't say that). When the girls were questioned about telling him he had "big hairy eyeballs, they admitted it. OMG! By this time the other teacher and I couldn't stop laughing. I'm so glad this is the extent of the problems I deal with in first grade. I'm still laughing when I think about it. Have a great week.